Your Baby's Health (And You)

So, a lot of daddies wonder, how can I keep my baby healthy? Simple! Let's start with the basics. For the sake of the article, let's say you're a daddy and your baby is starting to go green. He has most likely eaten batteries, foam balls, bleach, soap, window cleaner, or another sort of chemical-related item. To fix this, you need to find the pills. The pills are cylinders with a green label. Not to be confused with the green rectangle. Find these, and give them to the baby. Note that they will not be healed by pills, they will only stop dying from them. If you want to heal them, however, look on the kitchen table. There should be a bowl of fruits. Take those, and give them to your baby to bring its health back up a little bit! Watch your baby responsibly.